VaginaWater

Welcome to VaginaWATER

Hydration That Dares to Be Different

Tap That! Revolution

Say goodbye to boring hydration—VaginaWATER is here to shake up your sip game with a 16 fl oz burst of pure, fearless freshness. Launched by ZuMedia Inc., we’re not just a spring water; we’re a global sensation that’s redefining refreshment with a name that turns heads and a tagline—Tap That!—that dares you to dive into something extraordinary. Ready to hydrate with a side of audacity? Let’s do this.

Why VaginaWATER?

Pure, Microplastic-Free Hydration

We’re obsessed with keeping your water as pure as nature intended. Sourced from the pristine springs of Palomar, California, VaginaWATER comes in aluminum cans with no plastic lining, ensuring zero microplastics—those sneaky little particles that can leach into water from plastic bottles. With us, every sip is safe, crisp, and zesty, delivering hydration that’s as clean as it is bold. Hydration That Pops—Spring’s Hottest Drop!

Sustainable Swagger

We’re not just here to hydrate—we’re here to save the planet, one fierce sip at a time. Our aluminum cans are 100% recyclable, infinitely reusable, and designed to reduce environmental impact, with a recycling process that uses 95% less energy than producing new plastic. Sustainability never looked this good. Drink With Flair—Nature’s Dare! to make a difference while you sip.

A Taste That Ignites

One gulp, and you’ll see why VaginaWATER is the talk of the town—from Tokyo to Toronto. Our spring water delivers a crisp, invigorating rush that’s like a spring sunrise in every can, fueling your adventures with a vitality that’s as bold as our purple-and-blue lotus logo. Hydrate like you mean it, wherever life takes you.

VaginaWATER’s Commitment to Safer, Sustainable Hydration:

No Microplastics, No Compromise

In a world where microplastics have infiltrated everything from our oceans to our drinking water, VaginaWATER stands as a beacon of purity and sustainability, delivering hydration that’s as safe as it is bold. Officially launched by ZuMedia Inc. on February 1st, 2026, VaginaWATER is proud to announce that our 16 fl oz spring water contains zero microplastics—because we’ve ditched plastic bottles entirely and opted for a groundbreaking approach to packaging that prioritizes your health and the planet’s future. With our tagline "Tap That!", we’re inviting the world to tap into a hydration revolution that’s fiercely fresh and fiercely responsible.

Unlike traditional bottled water brands, VaginaWATER uses aluminum cans with no plastic lining, ensuring that microplastics—tiny plastic particles linked to health concerns like hormonal disruption and environmental harm—never taint our pristine spring water, sourced from Palomar, California. Studies in 2025 have shown that plastic bottles and lined cans can leach microplastics into water, especially under heat or prolonged storage, but VaginaWATER’s aluminum cans eliminate that risk entirely. Our cans are 100% recyclable, infinitely reusable, and designed to keep our water as pure as nature intended, offering a safer hydration option for consumers who demand better.

Sustainability isn’t just a buzzword for us—it’s our core. Led by CEO Phyllis Jager and COO Barry Terach, VaginaWATER has redefined eco-friendly packaging by embracing aluminum, which boasts a recycling rate of over 70% globally and uses 95% less energy to recycle than producing new plastic. Phyllis, a visionary who has championed sustainability since the brand’s inception, states, “We’re not just here to hydrate—we’re here to protect, both our consumers and the planet.” Barry, the operational mastermind, adds, “Our aluminum cans are a game-changer, ensuring every sip is free from microplastics while reducing our environmental footprint.” This commitment makes VaginaWATER a leader in sustainable hydration, proving that bold branding and environmental responsibility can go hand in hand.