Hydration That Dares to Be Different
Tap That! Revolution
Say goodbye to boring hydration—VaginaWATER is here to shake up your sip game with a 16 fl oz burst of pure, fearless freshness. Launched by ZuMedia Inc., we’re not just a spring water; we’re a global sensation that’s redefining refreshment with a name that turns heads and a tagline—Tap That!—that dares you to dive into something extraordinary. Ready to hydrate with a side of audacity? Let’s do this.
Why VaginaWATER?
Pure, Microplastic-Free Hydration
We’re obsessed with keeping your water as pure as nature intended. Sourced from the pristine springs of Palomar, California, VaginaWATER comes in aluminum cans with no plastic lining, ensuring zero microplastics—those sneaky little particles that can leach into water from plastic bottles. With us, every sip is safe, crisp, and zesty, delivering hydration that’s as clean as it is bold. Hydration That Pops—Spring’s Hottest Drop!
Sustainable Swagger
We’re not just here to hydrate—we’re here to save the planet, one fierce sip at a time. Our aluminum cans are 100% recyclable, infinitely reusable, and designed to reduce environmental impact, with a recycling process that uses 95% less energy than producing new plastic. Sustainability never looked this good. Drink With Flair—Nature’s Dare! to make a difference while you sip.
A Taste That Ignites
One gulp, and you’ll see why VaginaWATER is the talk of the town—from Tokyo to Toronto. Our spring water delivers a crisp, invigorating rush that’s like a spring sunrise in every can, fueling your adventures with a vitality that’s as bold as our purple-and-blue lotus logo. Hydrate like you mean it, wherever life takes you.
Meet the Visionaries
Behind VaginaWATER’s bold mission are Phyllis Jager, our CEO, and Barry Terach, our COO. Phyllis, the mastermind who envisioned a brand that could hydrate the world while challenging norms with unapologetic flair. Barry, the operational genius, ensures every can meets our sky-high standards for quality and sustainability, making VaginaWATER a global leader in eco-friendly hydration. Together, they’re building a movement that’s as fierce as it is fresh.
Join the Hydration Revolution
Contact Us
Got questions? We’ve got answers.
Reach out at or email press@vaginawater.com. Let’s make hydration iconic—one sip at a time.